pondexterous

Puzzled? Its a very uncommon word, No one uses it so there no point in a definition

Hunter is feeling a lil pondexterous?

by TEACHERS WEIRD WORDS May 2, 2022

ponda

literally, a 'Prostitue ON DemAnd'; one who performs sexual favors for money, timely and efficiently

True story:
Man- "So what do you do?"
Woman- "I'm a PONDA."
Man- "What's a PONDA?"
Woman- "You know...(dances provocatively) I need the extra cash, so I do what I do."
Man- "...(Hmmnn...)"

by SocialistBob November 9, 2008

pondy

"pondy" is a slang for porn movie/video in 'IIT' lingo (the set of slangs commonly used in the Indian Institutes of Technology). It originates from a Hindi corruption of the word 'porn'.

A: Dude I've seen this awesome physics textbook and I have to jerk off.

B: Oh? Don't worry I have just the right pondy clips for you.

by imbesty November 6, 2010

dechik-pondur

A Chechen musical instrument, this is a type of lute with usually three strings, a spade- or bottle-shaped hollow body, and a short fretted fingerboard. The sound quality is bright but at the same time soft in volume. "Dechik" means "wood" and "pondur" or "pondar" means "musical instrument".

I like the sound of a dechik-pondur better than the Chechen balalaika.

by pentozali February 26, 2009

Pondo

As The Sicknasty Joey Page Would Put It. a nice way of calling someone stupid, idiotic, retarted, dumb, crazy,or loco.

Man did you see that girl dance in the middle of the mall yesterday....Shes so PONDO!!!

by AhhLexIs February 28, 2008

ponderize

The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.

My girlfriend and I ponderized so hard last night.

by deathbringer14 November 26, 2015

Pondefecate

Main Entry: pon·def·e·cate

Pronunciation: pän-'de-fi-"kAt

Function: intransitive verb

Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing

Etymology: Medieval Latin pontificatus, past participle of pontificare, from Latin pontific-, pontifex
;and Latin defaecatus, past participle of defaecare, from de- + faec-, faex dregs, lees

1: to speak out ones rectum; to speak of subject matter beyond the scope of ones intellect in hopes of sounding knowledgeable.

- pon·def·e·cation /(")pän-"de-fi-"kA-sh&n/ noun
- pon·def·e·cator /-"kA-t&r/ noun

"Mike really likes to pondefecate! Even when it's obvious that he doesn't have a clue, he continues pondefecating just to be heard."

"Was there any useful information shared at the meeting, or was it just a bunch of pondefecators rambling on about shit they don't understand?"

Related words or phrases: Talking out your ass; Bullshitting or Talking bullshit; Blow smoke up their ass.

by Taiichi July 12, 2007