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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
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pistol

A person who wants too many bullets in their chamber aka a dumbass who intentionally WANTS to have a bunch of kids.
This crazy bitch told me she wanted 8 kids and I said: "Fuck that shit girl, you is a pistol and I ain't the NRA!"
by ReisOfCake August 31, 2016
mugGet the pistolmug.

Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.
This Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get an innocent man in trouble just for the fun of it.
by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024
mugGet the Sex Pistols Dickwadmug.

Pistol Shrimp

A Pistol Shrimp is a shrimp that lives in both freshwater and saltwater.

When the bubble made by the Pistol Shrimp's snapping pops it can emit sounds up to 218 decibels and can reach temperatures nearly as hot as the sun.
by NS1762 January 24, 2021
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