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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
mugGet the Grandpa's Service Pistolmug.

pistol carbine

not to be confused with the full auto. Two handed pistol, usually with a knife.

its a micro carbine, it compares with submachine gubs but semi automatic only.
frequently used by security guards according to a anonymous souce.
did you see the fireball when that security guard got hit in the ankle, i can sorta see now why he wanted a pistol carbine punch knife with only 15 shots.
by Cody5050 November 17, 2020
mugGet the pistol carbinemug.

M1911 Pistol

The M1911 Pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M1911 Pistol is a classic, think of one zombie survival game, and this gun is in it. It's alright, pretty basic pistol. 7 round mags, and decent fire rate. It can only take iron sights, Red Dot sights, and underbarrel lasers. There really isnt much to say about this gun. It's the literal most basic out of any gun. The base hit chance is fine, ammo is easy to find, mags arent as common but are manageable, and the gun has OK damage. If you find it, cool. Better than the M9 Pistol for sure though.
Timmy: "Hey, theres an M1911 Pistol in this gun case. Want it?"

Jimmy: "Eh, sure. It's cool I guess."
by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023
mugGet the M1911 Pistolmug.

pistol

A person who wants too many bullets in their chamber aka a dumbass who intentionally WANTS to have a bunch of kids.
This crazy bitch told me she wanted 8 kids and I said: "Fuck that shit girl, you is a pistol and I ain't the NRA!"
by ReisOfCake August 31, 2016
mugGet the pistolmug.

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