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Pedo Stache

As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.
Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"
by R0ZES May 15, 2024
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pedo

1. "Pedo" is a slang abbreviated form of the word "pedophile". That's a disgusting individual who likes to sexually molest children, from babies to teenagers. Sick-o's.

2. A Spanish word for "flatulence" or "fart".
1. In the seaport of Subic Bay Eric and Larry disembarked to get some panama. A little girl age around 7 offered 'BJ'. Eric said, "No. You're too young". Larry took her by the hand and said, "OK. Gimme one". Larry is a pedo, a perv, a sick mother fucker to the max.

2. Donald Trump said, "I want all you spicks out of this country. Leave now or I'll kill you!". Latinos and Latinas then turned around, mooned Trump and let off a collective pedo in his direction as their tribute to his Pompous Ass-ness.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2018
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Pedo

YO WATCH THAT PEDO ON THE INTERNET SEARCHING FOR MINORS OOOOOOOOH HE IN TROUBLE THAT IS NOT OKAY!!!
by Cløne August 2, 2024
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Pedo

An adjective for the word, "soil".
This includes "dirt".
1: Hey sir, do you ever switch the pedo?
2: what?
1: I mean as in the soil, like, do you have other soil brands?
2: uhm.. yes.
by deliriousdan August 28, 2023
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pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.
Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.
by Mrci December 12, 2021
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Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019
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pedo-fied

He was pedo-fied by weird shows
by anonymous March 26, 2023
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