to paedo

To attack and sexually abuse a child, usually after arranging to meet on an Internet message board (forum).

Because that's what happens on the Internet.

OMGOSH you're meeting up with a load of people you met on a forum!? You're gonna get paedoed!

So I was cybering online with this girl and it turned out she was actually just another old man who wanted to paedo me. :(

by Alex Jones August 12, 2006

vicar paedo

all vicars who touch kids.ie. all of them

woman1:'ere look at that vicar paedo
woman2:which one love theres hundreds in this vicar collage
woman1"sodomising cunts

by Gareth (DAVESKITCHEN) April 28, 2008

tadow padow

1.) adj -THE GREATEST! THE BOMB! THE SHIZ!

2.) also used to when doing something worth high fiving and saying tadow padow.

3.) lean, mean & green

boy1 -what team you on?

boy2- Im on tadow padow baby, only the best!

guy 1 - "yo did you just smash that girl?"
guy 2 - "i sure did"
both- TADOW PADOW BABY!

by TADETTE March 6, 2012

LOTTO padlock

A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.

I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.

by QuacksO March 30, 2020

Piss-Padlock

This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.

It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.

"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"

by tjtinny January 20, 2021

erietta palaonta

A person who was insulted on urban dictionary a bit ago by a sad fuck who was hurt by erietta pala so yeah get gud kid

dude 1: dude if you search up erietta palaonta on urb you will see 2 desc one of a sad fuck and another of us having this convo!

dude 2: yooo thats you fourth wall shit

by uwu senpai June 5, 2021

Holy Padonkadonke !

Expression used to show that you think something is surprising, shocking, or impressive.

Holy Padonkadonke ! Would you look at this traffic jam !

by Gregalmighty August 26, 2021