Onion Goggles

The act of dangling ones nutsack above your girlfriends eyes while she sleeps, and then slowly lowering yourself down until they sit perfectly on her eyelids. Upon awakening, she will be greeted by that most eye-watering of prospects: your hairy, cheesy, smelly bollocks sitting smugly on her eye lids, enough to bring tears to the eyes of even the most tolerant women.

Kev: 'Fuckin ell, I got the missus a treat this morning...'
Daz: 'What fat Ange?'
Kev: 'Yeah, stuck a pair of onion goggles on her, she was pissed out er head last night too, hung over as fuck this morning...'
Daz: 'Bloody ell, howd she take that?'
Kev: 'She hit the roof, don't think it helped that I haven't washed since Wednesday, so my nutsack was cheesy as fuck...she's been blubbing her fat guts out all morning, 1-0!'

by Brian Khan October 28, 2010

Onion Porn

Porn that's so good, it makes a grown man want to cry.
( top - of - the - line pornography )

Damn man, I just got done watching some Onion Porn.

by Nod.Narb July 14, 2016

onion_bitch

onion_bitch is an elite spam page who got her identity/face stolen by an instagram user named “chloexhalle”. onion_bitch is also friends with illeegal.

onion_bitch: omg. chloexhalle keeps stealing my fucking identity! blocked !!
illeegal: she obviously doesnt know how to get her own personality. sorry about that onion_bitch. i gtg im going to nick wildes house

onion_bitch’s real name is supposedly “amina” … ok her name is cool ‼️

amina if your seeing this im so sorry😭

by sage_ June 19, 2021

Onion girl

Onion girls are a particular highly irritating and irritable female specimen. They tend to monopolize the front of the class, constantly reminding the teacher about homework and they will never stop asking stupid questions and complaining and crying about everything. Their biggest passion is to attend class and they don’t have a life outside of university studies. The only form of entertainment that onion girls enjoy is the mobile video game Hay Day, to which they are addicted. The natural evolution of the onion girl is the garlic girl, much more irritating and annoying.

A: Patricia is totally unbearable, she can’t stop crying about her homework.
B: Leave her, she’s an onion girl.

by El Pingaculebras February 2, 2022

Japanese Onion Ring

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.

Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

beef and onion thumb

is when you insert your thumb into the womans flange and then her ass before wiping it across her upper lip leaving a trail, similar to a dirty sanchez

i gave my woman a beef and onion thumb last night now she looks like burt reynolds

by stacyt5 August 29, 2007

Onion material

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.

"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"

by kuckunniwi May 16, 2007