i'm not okay (i promise)

how emo persons respond to "are you okay"

Frank: Dude, are you okay?
Gerard: I'm not okay (i promise)
Frank: You sure?
Gerard: I promised.

by alexthebestpersonevaa July 10, 2022

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This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

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when the impostor is not sus

wait, WHAT THE F***

Guy 1: when the impostor is not sus
Guy 2: not funny didnt laugh

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 6, 2021

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Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for!

(Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for) this means as a insult and a mean thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be mad or pissed about something or being depressed! This is also a word for being mean to someone if their sad so you could keep them uncomfortable.

Hey do you want to go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for! :( oh ok.

by Dm4571 October 5, 2020

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not kosher

The phrase used when someone does something that most people don't agree with; socially unacceptable; politically incorrect.

This phrase cannot be used in reference to dill pickles, because I'm pretty sure those are always kosher.

Jack: John, are you stealing those little kids' lunch money again? You're like 40 man you need to stop that.

John: (Looks down at his feet with shame)

Jack: Not kosher man, not kosher at all

by Andy Hesterman January 10, 2008

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