That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."
by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016
Get the magic dolphinmug. The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.
Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!
by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010
Get the Dolphin Switchmug. by The Venetian January 17, 2011
Get the Dolphin Dyingmug. during sex on the beach, after a guy finishes he goes down and dip his penis in the sand and quickly puts it back in. he then run away.(dive)
by sandy randy March 26, 2010
Get the dolphin divingmug. What your penis looks like from a standing position whilst urinating...so called because the foreskin overhangs the tip of the helmet by between half an inch and an inch and the natural curvature of the penis resembles a dolphin.
This is a less extreme version of ant-eater cock.
This is a less extreme version of ant-eater cock.
"when peter was taking a piss he produced a baby dolphin...it was like a surprise trip to seaworld "
by Alzo April 26, 2009
Get the Baby Dolphinmug. by EntaMen October 27, 2011
Get the Miami Dolphinmug. When you are having doggie style sex, lick your thumb and start rubbing it on the asshole of your partner, she will look back over her shoulder and say, "uh uh" repeatedly in a high-pitched, dolphin-like sound.
by Hands August 20, 2003
Get the Dolphin Fuckmug.