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norwegian side dragon

The act of a submissive female lying on her side while the dominant male ejaculates in her ear while pressing the woman's head tightly against the end of the urethra so as not to lose any of the ejaculate. Typically this follows a lengthy and enthusiastic round of felatio.
Sarah was so enthusiastic last night with her throat so I treated her to a Norwegian Side dragon.
by whispering chris April 28, 2014
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Norwegian Rotary Skunk

Shitting diarrhea and pissing in a girls or man’s anus and using you’re penis to rotate you’re body
Wyatt is so kinky he used the Norwegian rotary skunk on nick last night
by Norwegian skunk owner January 28, 2025
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Norwegian Dance

A sacred dance that has the potential to create storms and etc.
My crops was on the verge of death until my friend did his/her Norwegian dance and a few hours later, it stormed ,restoring the crops back to its luscious state
by TheWon(one) May 4, 2017
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norwegian american

A norwegian american is a blond and blue eyed american from states in the US which are mostly fishing and farming communities who had norwegian ancestors stupid enough to move to america
"look at that blond guy fishing over there! He is definetly a norwegian american."
by The Bendu October 6, 2017
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The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens
"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"
by JamesPage September 2, 2025
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Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
by benlulz January 23, 2021
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The Norwegian Dip

The Norwegian Dip is the act in which the male counterpart dunks his penis into a toilet and inserts it into a nearby crevice (note that he dips only his shaft, not his balls)
The bitch pussy wasn't working, Jerry had to fuck around and give her The Norwegian Dip.
by Judas I. October 8, 2025
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