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Nobaddy

The lowest form of human life possible.

As general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.

He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sunglasses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...

The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of reality that a nobaddy fails to see.

The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.
Authentic example of a somebaddy confronting a nobaddy:

Somebaddy: hey listen ya nobaddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?

Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls

Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?

Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace

Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then

Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass

Somebaddy: datin' her?

Nobaddy: im out peace

Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy
by Ryan Jackson December 9, 2008
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Noble Idiot

The one who even after someone cheats on them several times makes fun of them behind their back, and gets their heart broken too many times to count. Will still be at the door with flowers.
Guy1: I banged Tammy
Guy2: Dude, she has a boyfriend
Guy:1 Really? I'm not the only one who banged her, she was pretty hammered. What a noble idiot.
by Interdan March 5, 2009
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No one:...
Nobalie: Will you help me shave my head?
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Nobaldi

1. A misspelling of the word "Nobody" by someone who is likely ESL, such as Giggle Chads.
2. A dark, twisted and sinister entity who resembles Baldi from Baldi's Basics, and is in Kahoots with another evil anomalous entity know as "Nophono".
Slitherjak: Nobody, not a single soul, not even Big Chungus or Keanu Reeves cares about this SNCA, SYNAU.

Thougher: Ev&oe Nobaldi cares abot ts thoughbeit.

Evan: DON'T SAY HIS NAME RETARDED FAGGOT OR HE'S GONNA FUCKING 'APE YOU.
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Barnes & Noballs

When you go to Barnes & Noble to buy a book but you notice it has tits on the cover and you're too embarrassed to buy it.
I saw some porn at Barnes & Noble, but I walked out of Barnes & Noballs afterwards.
by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020
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Noble Moose

Nina's fairy god-mother who brings the nightly grape from the likings of laundry for the corn chowder stockings used in holy prayer of the skock
Nina took the advice of the noble moose as he stood proudly on the hill
by zadra January 26, 2005
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