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Guy1 : Have you met Noah?
Guy2 : Yea He's A Dick
Noah by Derekster06_is_my_Xbox April 26, 2019
A stupid cunt who fractured his humurus. Good at throwing things such as poles and rainbow six siege games. Also a massive drug dealer
Anton: where's Noah gone?
Isaac: he said he was "going out"
Anton:drug deal?
Isaac: yop
Noah by FatKidSmallWilly May 2, 2019
a skinny hoe who body shames people, he is also a rachet hoe and a muck banger finally he smokes weed and sips on lean an ownes the bucktee express
naoh is a hoe, noah is a nagger
A complete fuck up. Usually a middle child. Hated by many. He's only able to fit in kids like him. Very clingy when he dates somebody.
Did you hear Noah's dating Marysol. Neither did I.
Noah by A hated random May 29, 2019
Noah, Noah, Noah. Pack your bags and run... Noah is a very funny person that lures you into thinking you have a friendship with him but really he won’t even care if you die and be careful Noah will call your boyfriend hot even if he doesn’t mean it overall he’s kinda crazy and won’t ever act his age but that’s ok because that means he’s fun to be around but be careful don’t fall for any traps
Noah- Dude your hot
Christian- Ummm wth dude
Maya- Im leaving bye
Noah by MayaandChristian September 16, 2019
He is the most hot guy you have ever meet and he has girls lining up just to date him but he is very perverted. He is funny and can be very romantic. If you are his girlfriend and he is being very over protective of you he really likes you and doesn't want to let you go and we will know that if you know a noah that at some point you had a crush on him. Noah likes to make perverted jokes and he is very dirty minded but he is SEXY AF and you might want to f*ck him. Noah can sometimes be thare for you and when he is he will try his best to make you happy and make sure that he won't make you upset.
girl: dammmmmmm I want noah
girl 2: no he's mine

his girlfriend: no he's mine and he's great in bed so ha!
noah by ......noah September 28, 2019