Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024

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Brett newton

Bus Driver who cannot run to on-time schedule who is always rude and never on time

Brett newton is a rude Bus Driver

Newcastle transport he works for

by He06$111929 December 30, 2024

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Brett newton

Never on time always run late driving the bus

Always runs like never on time doesn’t know how to drive a bus shouldn’t be a driver everyone should report him Brett newton is a AM Bus Driver at Hamilton depot

by He06$111929 December 30, 2024

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Newton

he’s just a nigga innit

fuck you newton

by Medosh November 11, 2025

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Newtons Cradle

The action of testicles making contact during during a BGB threesome, where B1 enters G vaginally, and B2 enters G rectally.

So me and my boy had a threesome with this chick, everything was good until we had a newtons cradle happen.

by Dodo, The Dodo November 23, 2025

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Newtons 5th

Newtons 5th denotes that for every great attempt at a difficult boss (for example in FromSoftware's Soulsborne series) several poor, or even shitty attempts will follow.

Man, that was such a great attempt, watch out Newtons 5th gonna be invoked.

Dude 1:Dude, that attempt was dogshit.
Dude 2: Yeah, Newtons 5th
Dude 1: yeah!

by Pro_Moriarty June 23, 2024

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