masterblaze

the act of masturbating while simultaneously blazing a joint

Hey guys, I was going to masterblaze this weekend if you all would to join me.

by Al D. Douglas September 14, 2011

masterbatum

when someone offers you a choice between two things and you decline both and decide to masterbate instead

joey:listen man, you can either come with me to the grocery store or go make your own dinner, your choice.

penisface92: fuck you man, im about turn that ultimatum into a masterbatum.

joey:fine asshole, do what you want, youre never gonna get a girlfriend.

by penisface92 September 17, 2011

master b8

When an advertisement for a porn site pops up on your screen.

I tried to get some stuff done on the Internet, but some master b8 popped up and I spent the next the next thirty minutes in the bathroom.

by The All-Seeing Pie July 30, 2016

Master Salty

a female who scares people when disagreed with. The people she cares most about are the ones she treats the worst. Has difficulty expressing emotion constructively when aggravated. Be careful the salt is contagious.

Master salty got upset today when her boyfriend didn't have enough gas to take her to get her nails done. Master salty felt satisfaction while emotionally crippling her loved one.

by Insatiable me September 18, 2018

Masterbaster

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster

by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019

Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot

Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof

by Ijistmasterballedauselessbird April 4, 2020

Master Trader

Master Trader is a rank which only the chosen ones can be ranked. This rank isn't earned by skill but earned by destiny, which you can find out in the Fountain of Destiny. One known Master Trader you can still find up to date is TeenAgent.

Master Trader were made to show the true meaning to trading.

by MrMustache69 February 12, 2021