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Munt

My boss is a total munt
by dgb13101 January 22, 2015
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munt buddy

A friend or acquaintance that you bring to the munting cession
Tallon: Yo Xavier do you want to be my munt buddy
Xavier: Hell yes I would love to be you munt buddy
by Master of poondunk April 5, 2024
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munted

a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".
"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted".

you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"
by mslkiwi December 27, 2011
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munt

Munt= man cunt- when calling someone a dick just doesn't cover it.
Bob: wow Jim is an asshole when he's drunk.

Bill: yeah he's a real munt!
by pseudostan October 1, 2014
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Munting

something me and Mr. Belding do for fun.
Brayden: Hey Mr. B let's go munting!
by Mary G Martha April 19, 2024
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Oreo Munt

(Verb)

*Requires 2 Black Males and 1 White Female*
Find and dig up a semi-decomposed white female. The female will lay in the middle while one black male inserts his penis into the vagina and another inserts his into the anus.
Person 1: “Ava died today, the funeral’s Friday.”
Person 2: “Are we gonna Oreo Munt her or nah?”
by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024
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Munted

when something is absolutely retarded and broken
kid with broken leg: oi my leg is munted
by megachigga December 3, 2019
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