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mando

the short form of the proper name Amanda. Amanda likes piercings. Amamda hates pie. Amanda is crazy and we like her that way.
Hey Mando, What's up?
by nick September 4, 2004
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Mando Commando

In some specialty schools in the U.S. military the students have their regular class hours and need to supplement that with extra study hours. The amount needed can vary from 10 to 35. 35 extra study hours per week is the maximum that can be mandated, so it sometimes is referred to as "Mando Commando".
It's the last week of classes before the "comp" (final exam). Everyone in our class unit is on Mando Commando hours for the week.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009
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Mendoza

A woman weighing in excess of 200 pounds.

Term originates from former major league baseball player Mario Mendoza's batting average (~.200 lifetime). His batting average, referred to as "the Mendoza line," was basically the cut off for mediocrity. In terms of slang, a Mendoza is a woman who meets or surpasses the 200 lb line.

This term can be positive as well as condemning. When hogging, a Mendoza is essentially a bona fide target. For any other social situaton, Mendozas are generally feared and avoided.
Guy1: "She's a definite Mendoza, pushing 260"
Guy2: "Fuck. You're going to out-Hog me."

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Guy1: "I barely avoided the Mendoza at the bar last night. She would have crushed me and ruined my self-esteem."
by 733Crew May 17, 2007
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Mandover

A man or boy who bends over for their father in order to give them anal sex. The father is usually a widower and has no other way of getting any action.
Did you know Andrew was a mandover?

Ya he bends over for his dad all the time.
by D Baggins November 17, 2009
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Mindogasing

The Art Of manipulating computer or computer related shizzles in attaining ultimate collosalness in weaseling yourself into unlimited internet access or unlimited electronic bliss. Often used to describe ultimate computer programming status.
Man kevin is mindogasing so well, he must be the ultimate wifi weasel.
by The Weasel Shizzle March 16, 2010
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Mondo Handshake

While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.
I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!
by itsgotom August 11, 2013
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Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.
Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009
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