the short form of the proper name Amanda. Amanda likes piercings. Amamda hates pie. Amanda is crazy and we like her that way.
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It's the last week of classes before the "comp" (final exam). Everyone in our class unit is on Mando Commando hours for the week.
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A woman weighing in excess of 200 pounds.
Term originates from former major league baseball player Mario Mendoza's batting average (~.200 lifetime). His batting average, referred to as "the Mendoza line," was basically the cut off for mediocrity. In terms of slang, a Mendoza is a woman who meets or surpasses the 200 lb line.
This term can be positive as well as condemning. When hogging, a Mendoza is essentially a bona fide target. For any other social situaton, Mendozas are generally feared and avoided.
Term originates from former major league baseball player Mario Mendoza's batting average (~.200 lifetime). His batting average, referred to as "the Mendoza line," was basically the cut off for mediocrity. In terms of slang, a Mendoza is a woman who meets or surpasses the 200 lb line.
This term can be positive as well as condemning. When hogging, a Mendoza is essentially a bona fide target. For any other social situaton, Mendozas are generally feared and avoided.
Guy1: "She's a definite Mendoza, pushing 260"
Guy2: "Fuck. You're going to out-Hog me."
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Guy1: "I barely avoided the Mendoza at the bar last night. She would have crushed me and ruined my self-esteem."
Guy2: "Fuck. You're going to out-Hog me."
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Guy1: "I barely avoided the Mendoza at the bar last night. She would have crushed me and ruined my self-esteem."
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Get the Mendoza mug.A man or boy who bends over for their father in order to give them anal sex. The father is usually a widower and has no other way of getting any action.
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Get the Mindogasing mug.While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.
I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!
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Get the Mondo Handshake mug.Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.
Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).
"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
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