merlin mule

Mitpole of a mule with sherlock the annoyer as the lead, land gnomes because too many people are doing drags and forget this mule and you can only buy brakes at the helipad.

merlin mule

by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.

Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?

by Bill_Whitney May 15, 2022

Conversation Mule

When you are someone who passes messages between two people who are not talking.

I'm passing on messages from Helena to Poppy, they arent talking to each other. I'm their conversation mule.

by Rainbowpop010 August 10, 2020

fudge mule

During a threesome, when a penis is inserted into one anus and re-appears covered in fecal matter, if the penis-wielder doesn't have the decency to clean said appendage before plunging it into either a mouth, anus, or a vagina, they are known form then on as a "Fudge Mule."

Did you see Michelle fudge mule Jessica with that strap-on when she pulled out of Eric's pegged-ass? Not cool...

by Scrypt August 23, 2018

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

Señor Mule

Señor Mule is someone who works hard and doesn’t quit till the job is done

Señor Mule take a break I can finish it

by Nebraska-Canadian March 10, 2022