moady

1. A word used to describe something gross, disgusting, unattractive.

Giiiiiiirl, your face is moady!

by moadyface September 5, 2010

monday fever

when everything is extra difficult because it's monday.

dude1: "hey, whats 2+3?"

dude2: "eh.....4?"

dude1:"jesus, you got a case of monday fever!"

by godloveseveyone January 24, 2011

Metaphorical Monday

The Tuesday after a Monday Holiday like Memorial Day or Labor Day

Bill: God I hate Monday's!!!

Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.

Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!

by Andrew Hayden September 14, 2007

St Modans

1. St Modans was a total retard who decided to make a school.

2. A really big piece of S***

3. Andrew Right

"You are a St Modans!"
"Oh Shit! I don't want be an Andrew Right!"
"Well, thats to bad."

by F P Lennon June 2, 2009

Sticky Monday

The act of using corn syrup as lube during anal or vaginal intercourse. Typically the best way to start off the work week, and should be done preferably on Mondays only. However, any day of the week will suffice.

Ely had such a bad weekend that when he woke up to begin his week, he gave his girl a sticky monday.

by James Cayman August 4, 2009

Nesquik Mondays

That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..

Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!

by Cuntboiga March 19, 2019

Mobayeni

A raging erection flashed in public, and the violator doesnt seem to care, mainly due to the influence of alcohol or drugs. Oftentimes abbreviated to Moby or Mobsky.

Ewww, that guy has a mobayeni and he can barely even walk.

by Spencebusinessss September 30, 2009