vag mobile

a man driving a mitsubishi eclipse.

look at that fag driving the vag mobile.

by kelley sherman August 31, 2003

Mobil

Gas station that closes to early

I'm out of gas and that Mobil closed way to damn early.

by Max August 7, 2004

virgin mobile

N. Adj. The worst of the worst phone service. The bars are ALWAYS on low, and in the middle of class when you are in the building, it BEEPS to let you know how bad the signal is. Mine beeps all the time. Pretty much the WORST company. The only good thing about it is the real ringtones which may I add are about 5 bucks each.

Virgin Mobile rips people off.

by Stevepower November 26, 2006

Mobile Dishwasher

A woman.

or

More specifically a good well kept woman.

Man: I have a wife that stays at home, makes me supper, irons my pants, tends to the kids and jerks me off when im stressed out. Gosh do I love her.
Mobile Dishwasher: Honey, I'm done washing your clothes. What would my superior master wish of me to do now.
Man: The possibilities are endless...

by Bib Bobby Jonez December 8, 2005

Moses Mobile

During a conversation that you do not wish to participate in, and there being no polite way out. Someone will call you on your cell phone giving you the opportunity to leave said conversation politely.

Usually the caller identifies himself as "Moses" mocking the old testament saying that they "saved" the person from the conversation.

Annoying Bitch: So anyways, Jo-Ann and I were walking in the department store and..

You: (In your head - Fuck! I don't give a shit! How can I leave without being rude?)

*Your cell rings*

You: Oh sorry I have to take this

Caller: Hey, guess who it is? Moses, your fucking savior

You: Haha thanks for that Moses Mobile man, I owe you one

by The fucking savior bitch April 13, 2009

Redneck mobile

A vehicle driven by rednecks. For example: old Jeeps, or large dirty beat up trucks or SUVs such as a Chevy, Dodge Ram or Ford F-series, thats atleast 20 years old. Sometimes has a lifted suspension with off-road tires, and a confederate flag license plate on the front bumper.

BillieBob bought a '86 Chevy Suburban redneck mobile off his Papa for 200 bucks. Now he's jacked up the suspension and drives it 80 miles an hour around the town.

by Metalhead83 September 4, 2011

the purple penis mobile

Psilocybin, LSD, Mesculine. Taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the Purple Penis Mobile. No one can descibe it the same way because you're face melting off is a little more distracting but fuck it, its crazy!

Take 50 tabs of acid to the face and the Purple Penis Mobile will be revealed!

by Father Gauge May 5, 2008