Sinistrous Mistress

A sexy, left-handed woman. Also known as a sinister sister.

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.

by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011

Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

by YAWA May 14, 2015

I've made a huge mistake.

1. An understatement to utter under your breath when you botch everything.

2. Something to say when you realize your preconceptions of the situations have turned up false.

3. Something Gob might say on "Arrested Development."

GOB - "I've made a huge mistake."

by dogmatica October 1, 2005

misery loves company

People who are unhappy may get some consolation from knowing that others are unhappy too.

you get into a shyt load of trouble, but your friends are in trouble too so that makes you feel less bad.---> misery loves company.

by danaayyy May 25, 2007

Misfit

Basically, an individual. In the school social classes of today, a misfit doesn't fit into any one quite right, not even the outcasts, but may have qualities of each one. True misfits usually do not believe they are emo or goth, and they are usually introverts. Misfits tend to follow their own beliefs, and are usually persecuted for it. Misfits tend to be hated for no reason, have few good friends, and are usually intelligent and mature, and sometimes sort of insane and depressed. Misfits tend not to care about their bad social lives, but some do.

That quiet, depressed girl over there is a misfit.

by Zach Dorsett October 4, 2005

Mischa

A girl that most people can only dream about. Her outgoing soul and unmatched sense of humor is one of the many things that makes her so damn attractive. She will never fail to make you grin uncontrollably with her adorable laugh and clever comments. She draws you in with her soul-piercing blue eyes and model worthy features. She can seem a little pent-up at times, however as you get closer with her, she opens up and never hesitates to help out with any problems you may have. One of the most genuinely amazing people you can find out there. Mischa is a girl who will bring joy and awesomeness to your life day after day without effort. Once she has been introduced into your life, she betters it in every way you can imagine. She is someone that you can't imagine life without once she becomes a part of it.

Man 1: That girl is so amazing!
Man 2: You must be talking about Mischa.

by chlownybeanboi January 28, 2019

Mishapocalypse

The Mishapocalypse is the day where tumblr users unite as one -- one Misha.

Their brave hearts reblog and like every post.

Some don't like it, and they unfollow.

But, us Mishas stick together --

Through the thick and thin.

Embrace the Misha.

Feel the Misha.
Become one with the Misha!

Tumblr User 1: Hey, have you heard about the Mishapocalypse?

Tumblr User 2: Yeah dude that's so annoying

Tumblr User 1: We're not friends bye

by Aiden Strider April 1, 2013