by Noggie March 8, 2015
Get the Rollover Minutesmug. A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.
Joe: You coming over yet?
Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad
*7 minutes later*
Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!
Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad
*7 minutes later*
Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!
by EyeJuan December 1, 2010
Get the Stoner Minutemug. The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.
Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...
by Jorisim December 9, 2015
Get the clutch minutemug. When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.
Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.
by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019
Get the Mom Minutemug. May refer to a short or long period of time depending on how the term is used in a sentence. Examples below:
by zeneast1 November 1, 2022
Get the Hot Minutemug. Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute
by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022
Get the Johnson Minutemug. A GVB minute is an undefined amount of seconds a minute can last. The Amsterdam Public Transport Company (GVB) has the tendency to display the amount of minutes a tram or metro should arrive but one GVB minute can be five real minutes.
“Sarah at what time will you arrive? I don’t know Julia. My metro should be here within 3 GVB minutes. Oww, okay than I have some time to walk the dog.”
by Taalknaap December 10, 2019
Get the GVB minutemug.