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Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake
1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.
by anonymous November 17, 2020
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Minnesota Mild Off

It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.
"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."

And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.
by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020
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Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.
I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.
by Hail Steven January 7, 2021
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Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails
Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.
by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021
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Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.
Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.
by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021
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Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.
Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.
by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021
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Minnesota Snuggle

It is when a man sits on a toilet to deficate. While the female rides his cock. So while male releases his bowles and nut sack into female at the same time.
This morning I sat down to take a dumb when my girlfriend decided to give me a minnesota Snuggle.
by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021
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