The shine that reflects off the face of a millennial as they type away on their smartphone in the dark prior to falling asleep.
“It is quite common to see the millenial glow on college campus after midnight on a weekend.”
“The millenial glow is a major symptom of insomnia in people born after 1990”
“As the night came a close Mom and Dad turned off the lights, only to see millennial glows”
“The millenial glow is a major symptom of insomnia in people born after 1990”
“As the night came a close Mom and Dad turned off the lights, only to see millennial glows”
by Noodle of Death January 27, 2019
Get the millenial glow mug.A person whose upbringing and life experiences are like that of a Millennial (1981-1996) and Gen Z (1997-2012), but whom doesn't properly fit into either generation. Zillennials are too young to be proper millennials, but too old to be Gen Z. Zillennials are can be considered the union of the last few years of Millennials and the first few years of Gen Z (such as 1995-1998), or considered a distinct micro-generation on its own.
Some Zillennials can be pulled towards Millennials or Gen Z based on when their parents and siblings were born. (Ex: A 1996 baby is the youngest child with older siblings born in the early 90s leans more millennial. A 1998 baby whom is the oldest child with younger siblings born in the 2000s is much more Gen Z).
Zillennials are defined by:
Graduating after the Great Recession, and after the reelection of Obama in 2012, but never being in high school when Trump was in office
Being in high school before more than 50% of high school students owned a smartphone in 2013
Never being able to vote in typical millennial youth elections like in 2008 and 2012, but was able to vote in a presidential election for the first time in 2016
Being out of high school when the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting happened and the March For Our Lives protests (which solidified Gen Z's unique identity in the mainstream)
Never being affected by the raise of the age to buy tobacco products to age 21 in the US because they were at least 21
Some Zillennials can be pulled towards Millennials or Gen Z based on when their parents and siblings were born. (Ex: A 1996 baby is the youngest child with older siblings born in the early 90s leans more millennial. A 1998 baby whom is the oldest child with younger siblings born in the 2000s is much more Gen Z).
Zillennials are defined by:
Graduating after the Great Recession, and after the reelection of Obama in 2012, but never being in high school when Trump was in office
Being in high school before more than 50% of high school students owned a smartphone in 2013
Never being able to vote in typical millennial youth elections like in 2008 and 2012, but was able to vote in a presidential election for the first time in 2016
Being out of high school when the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting happened and the March For Our Lives protests (which solidified Gen Z's unique identity in the mainstream)
Never being affected by the raise of the age to buy tobacco products to age 21 in the US because they were at least 21
John: Hey, what generation are you?
Michael: Pew Research Center says that since I was born 1997 that I'm part of Gen Z, but I feel too old to be Gen Z.
John: Do you remember 9/11?
Michael: Actually, yes. I was in preschool at the time. Also, my first presidential election was in 2016.
John: You must be a zillennial then!
Michael: Pew Research Center says that since I was born 1997 that I'm part of Gen Z, but I feel too old to be Gen Z.
John: Do you remember 9/11?
Michael: Actually, yes. I was in preschool at the time. Also, my first presidential election was in 2016.
John: You must be a zillennial then!
by ConfusedOtter June 28, 2020
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The generation directly after Millennials. Birth years start between 2006 - 2012. This group also normally steals trends from Millennials and often use them in wrong context. This age group is also very spoiled considering they get smart phones at the age of 5. This age group is excessively immature and annoying to all age groups and make fart jokes beyond the age of 10. This group is also known to start YouTube comment wars. This group of over grown babies is also known to be the ones who attempt to roast someone but simply do not understand how to.
Millennial: Sup M8s, just made this rare Pepe!
Post Millennial: *Over hears*: Like Mate bro I just made this me me about this DANK FROG!
Millennial: Why do you Post Millennials try to be cool?
Post Millennial: *Over hears*: Like Mate bro I just made this me me about this DANK FROG!
Millennial: Why do you Post Millennials try to be cool?
by FeralInsanity12 March 16, 2017
Get the Post Millennials mug.A single person belonging to an entire generation of human morons (i.e., noobs) responsible for developing flashing green lights that indicate a left turn can be made rather than the old tried-and-true green arrow, as if it is an improvement.
Jane: "Did you see that new, super annoying flashing green light in town?"
Ry: "Heck yes, I did! I saw some old guy get rear-ended there last week because he didn't know he could make a left turn."
Jane: "Yeah, I thought the green arrow was pretty straightforward. The change must have been the work of some stupid millenial."
Ry: "Agreed."
Ry: "Heck yes, I did! I saw some old guy get rear-ended there last week because he didn't know he could make a left turn."
Jane: "Yeah, I thought the green arrow was pretty straightforward. The change must have been the work of some stupid millenial."
Ry: "Agreed."
by Alpha grouse February 26, 2018
Get the Millenial mug.The product of years and years of social conditioning on behalf of the gay elite and the Illuminati. A failure by any measure. Addicted to substances and woefully inadequate in mind, the millennial generation has been
brainwashed by political, social, and economic propaganda straight from the womb. A sissyboy who cannot for the life of him be bothered to treat women with basic dignity and respect but instead foregoes any meaningful relationships with them in favor of porn.
brainwashed by political, social, and economic propaganda straight from the womb. A sissyboy who cannot for the life of him be bothered to treat women with basic dignity and respect but instead foregoes any meaningful relationships with them in favor of porn.
by Don'tbother November 20, 2017
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