n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
by jblax March 21, 2017
What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017
I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.
by Gon69 January 19, 2020
a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will
by pierceishere May 26, 2019
is someone says this to u they basically mean your food is awful and u should basiclaly just kill urslef because ur useless and cant cook
by Ilovetoweljob March 13, 2024
When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
by Jummy12 July 31, 2021
When you take apart a computer for the uranium capacitors and lithium battery and make meth while guarding your house with 3 butaium cans at 50000ftlbs each to .3g of production grade uranium in a pressure chamber of the microwave or firearm to manufacture a nuclear 3xplosion
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022