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Michael

very sus human being he likes to sing

I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton

I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world

I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)

jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
Hey michael
ahaha sksks heeyyy im gay
by lolololl:) August 7, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a secret path of which no one just simply walks down or screeches out hes name in vain its meant for real moments of frustration when nothing else can express the sadness that lingers we are
MICHAEEEEEEL
It can be used in any way, excitement, pain even a greeting, the Michael is not tied down to one meaning
by joz321 June 16, 2022
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Michael

He is loyal and brave. He will follow the ones he loves to the very end. He's quiet and collected and doesnt care much about popularity or money yet is often stubborn and blames himself for everything. To him everything is his fault in some way and he may be strong but can be hurt by the few he lets close to him. He is brave in a way no one sees. He fears like all men but is fearless when it comes to helping someone else or protecting the ones he loves.
Is your boyfriend a michael?! Wow you should feel safe!
by Theleft August 1, 2020
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Michael

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I Michaeled to the Michael of Michael’s Michael
by The wanti Santi April 18, 2021
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michael

mr brightside <3 someone so sweet and caring, so nice to everyone and a great person to know and talk to
hey dude do you know michael?”

“how could i not? he’s the best ever
by puppyslvt March 10, 2022
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Michael

A "smart" guy. I know him, he probably learned it from Youtube but whatever. He'll still ride for you though.
"My name is Michael and I know EVERYTHING about video games."
by @.@ High MOFO March 14, 2021
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Michael

A very charming guy. His sign does not matter because usually he gets along with people so quickly. Michael is always one of those handsome guys who takes everything way too seriously but deep down has a great and loving heart. He will do anything he can to love and protect you when your down or being bullied, even if your not friends and reach out to him saying your sad. Michael is usually really romantic and is so funny. He will be one of those guys who may date you and break up with you and this will repeat, maybe this is because of depression or family issues. If a Michael breaks up with you he probably just needs some time to be away from you, as in dating you (because of drama) but don't take it personally because even if Michael breaks up with you he still loves you and probably will get back with you shortly after.
If you ever meet a Michael don't mess with him, act cool and I am sure he will like you. Just don't act like someone your not because he doesn't like that.
by Theidiothehe October 2, 2020
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