messy love

A messy love is a teenage girl who tends to be giggly, intoxicated, and clumsy when hooking up with guys. Some qualities that differentiate them from normal people are unreasonable cuteness of the face, a goose-like laugh, and a nice sized badonkadonk.
pure love by day...messy love by night

The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
by goodnightlila April 30, 2008
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Messy Man

What one is called when they dunk their piece of bread in a pool of eggs to make french toast.
It's-a me, the Messy Man! I make the French-a Toast-a!
by Cragnon December 08, 2021
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Messy Girly

A girl who’s room is messy but pink and girly.
Damn did you see that girls room it was pretty messy girly!
by Girly 363 December 29, 2023
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messy stressy

The opposite of easy peasy, a must use phrase now in Corona times.
- Now that's just messy stressy, why can't we just grab a coffee instead? Easy peasy!
by YellowChickens April 09, 2021
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Messy willy

Man i havent walked right since that messy willy.
by Jerry mayn June 29, 2020
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Messy willy

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.
by Jerry mayn June 29, 2020
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