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mazel tov

a phrase used by jewish children in christian schools to piss off devout people.
*teacher looks at Bob* "Bob, you failed again." *Jewish kid in corner says* "Mazel Tov, Bob!!!!"
by Malekhamoves March 14, 2004
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Mazda

A Japanese car company that before 2013 has made pretty nasty little cars. The quality was bad, the styling was not at all pretty, and they were dreadfully slow. In recent years, the refresh came out and removed the stupid dopey grin on the front. Now they are getting better, but are still copying the German automaters.
I'm so glad your Mazda doesn't have that stupid dopey grin on the front.
by Ace327 July 6, 2015
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maze

A man, or a force personified as a man, who is the source of inspiration for a creative artist.
The maze inspired the artist whenever he was around simply for being himself.
by Misheard Metal June 20, 2016
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Crystal Maze

The act of pushing Cocaine into someone's arse hole and then getting them to fart to the coke into your face. The idea is to sniff and chase all of the airbourne cocaine before it settles. The phrase comes from the UK game show 'The Crystal Maze' in which, during the last challenge, contestants chase lots of airboure tickets whilst inside a dome to see how many they can grab.
I Crystal Mazed her last night and she got the lot!
by Raoul Duke - Supergeek May 18, 2005
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macedonia

The BEST country in thw world and home of the great ledgend Alexander The Great!!! People think that Macos and Greeks are the same but they are not. Greeks think they are better then Macos and Macos think they are better then Greeks.
Macedonia is NOT the same as Greece, If Macos and Greeks are the same then how come they dont understand each other?

Maco Pride is in my Mind, Maco Blood is my Kind, So step aside and let us through, Coz its all abot The MACO CREW!!
by MaCo Nd PrOuD January 29, 2006
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Manedy

Man+Remedy; to swoop in and solve a girl's problems by becoming her man
Dude 1: Dude, John doesn't deserve that
Dude 2: I shall be her manedy
Dude 1: Go work your magic
by James Galope July 2, 2008
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Maped

When someone is murdered then raped.
Did you guys hear? Linda was maped by that super creepy guy she met at the bar last night.
by Kb55-0 June 24, 2017
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