mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

mayonnaise spoon

noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.

"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."

"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."

"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."

by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015

mayonnaise banana

When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.

Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.

by someonewhosnotfunkevin July 14, 2017

Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

Mayonnaise

A fuck load of Jizz

I Mayonnaised so much last night

by Shreck69 May 14, 2018

Mayonaisology

The study of mayonaise and mayonaise factors.

Is mayonaise an instument? Lets use Mayonaisology to answer that!

by 7H30NE May 29, 2018

Macon

A one of a kind girl she is beautiful so keep her if you can

I can’t believe I let my macon go wish I hadn’t

by The boy who messed up June 24, 2019