Guy1: bye got to do hegarty maths
Guy2: same my teacher set me 5 MORE TASKS BECAUSE I DONE THEM IN 1 MINUTE!!
Guy2: same my teacher set me 5 MORE TASKS BECAUSE I DONE THEM IN 1 MINUTE!!
by Hegarty maths hater April 6, 2019
Get the Hegarty maths mug.A fucking subject where you need almost 90% of your brain to understand the whole textbook (not to mention this only apply to rick and morty fangays).
*Add Maths teacher comes in* everyone's status, dead, except for r&n fans whose iq is way higher than the others
by N4th January 9, 2018
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Get the Sparx Maths mug.Doing the maths relating to an upcoming exam, with 2 possible motivations:
1. To scare yourself into realising you don't have long left to revise and look over stuff.... or
2. To deliberately waste the time you could be using way more productively
These may well combine....
1. To scare yourself into realising you don't have long left to revise and look over stuff.... or
2. To deliberately waste the time you could be using way more productively
These may well combine....
C: Sh*t i just worked out that I have 20 working hours til my exam in 3 days.... taking out the time I need to sleep, eat, gym, shop, fb, tweet, email, hang out, watch TV.... its even less if I want to shower too!
R: You do realise you spent 3 hours working on that exam maths....
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C: Cr*p I just did some exam maths and realised I need to get at least 62/100 for this exam, because theres no way Im going to get above 48 in that other one, and my coursework would only be a 59 at best... although that only counted for 40% so weighted its like a 65 or something...
R: Do some work.
R: You do realise you spent 3 hours working on that exam maths....
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C: Cr*p I just did some exam maths and realised I need to get at least 62/100 for this exam, because theres no way Im going to get above 48 in that other one, and my coursework would only be a 59 at best... although that only counted for 40% so weighted its like a 65 or something...
R: Do some work.
by RStokesy May 30, 2009
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Student: Bruh my math teacher just ruined my life.
Teacher: Im giving extra homework to all talkers.
Student: Fuck.
Teacher: Im giving extra homework to all talkers.
Student: Fuck.
by Bbg_Shae September 18, 2019
Get the Math Teacher mug.When a woman performs a sexual act and after (or during) said act calculates the relative worth of act. Often, this is followed by demands for remuneration from the recipient of act.
Damn, Tiffany gave me the hottest blowjob last night... then she ruined it by doing whore math and making me take her out to dinner afterward instead of just going to sleep.
by Drewy The Devil July 23, 2010
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Teacher: Math is a spiral
Teacher: *draws a spiral on the blackboard*
Students: will you shut up
Students: this is as bad as meth
Teacher: Math is a spiral
Teacher: *draws a spiral on the blackboard*
Students: will you shut up
Students: this is as bad as meth
by Anonymous_ew January 25, 2019
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