Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO

by themassiveseater March 30, 2020

Massive

Somebody who is too inflated and thinks they are better than everybody.

Carl:Hey see Lisa over there?
Joe:Yeah,She is SO massive.
Carl:Yeah she keeps saying she gets all the meat...

by FAT ASS BOI WHO BEATS HIS TINY November 27, 2018

Massive

noun
INFORMAL - ENDEARING

a large gay person.

Tonald is a massive.

by TPointSigma September 10, 2019

Massive

Super cool. Awesome. An organisation that is kicking ass.

Big up the Birmingham Massive!

by The girl wiv the Hebrew tattoo September 8, 2018

massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole

Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.

by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022

Massive

The only word that can describe the size of West Ham United Football Club

West Ham are massive

by Banterours cow 101 March 19, 2022

Massive L

A severely overweight woman that exists out there. Beware, they are picky eaters and may make you waste upwards of $15000 on a relationship you do not want to be in.

No one likes Massive L

by Silverman133 March 31, 2023