Meat Mace

when you helicopter (spin) your dick in a circular motion so face that all the blood goes to the head, cause it to bulge like a sphere. Resembles a mace

Guy 1: Dude you! Your head is going to explode!
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.

by jffellis2 October 22, 2013

toffee on the mace

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.

"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"

by ghahfarokhi December 10, 2008

Bro-Fight-Mance

A fight within a bromance, when 2 guy's don't really wanna say who would win in a fight between each other cuz they both think their own self would win, but wont say it.

Random Friend: Who would win in a fight between you two?

Best friend 1: Well umm..... (Id Kick his ass)

Best friend 2: Yea well....... (Id Kick his ass)

Both: We Would never fight each other :-/

(awkward silence= Bro-Fight-Mance)

by N.p.R July 29, 2010

macedonia

desrcibtion: Former member of the 'Greek City-States'.

synonim: Greek ass-kisser

Aim: To respect Greece forever, because they let Macedonia be a member of their nation

Philips II: Let's unite Greece!

Greeks: Who the hell are you son?

Phillips II: I'm philly, from macedonia, your greatest fan! If I can join you, Greeks, my son will try to conquer the world, with your armies, under the name of Greece. He will fail miserably, but will be remembered forever!

Greek1: Sure why not, aye?
Greek2: aye!
Greek3: aye!
Greek4: aye!
Greek5: aye!
etc.

by O.B.Ron January 5, 2008

MacEwan

A rat hole where the failures and dropouts go after they find out they can't make it at the University of Alberta.

Bob: Did you hear that Jim dropped out?
Jack: What's he up to now?
Bob: I hear he applied to MacEwan.
Jack: Poor kid...

by Badland Bob March 13, 2017

Macedonian

A person who is ethnically Macedonian...He is neither a Serb,nor Bulgarian,nor Albanian,and nor greek...He enjoys drinking home made RAKIJA who will get u drunk from one drip.He enjoys parties.A widehearted person who is very friendly to everyone,but also can become a deadly enemy if insulted.He enjoys killing greeks.Perhaps he is most close to the Turkish people more than others.Also the history and LAND of his nation is stolen from Gayreece Bulgaria and Serbia...He is hated by them because his identity...Although there are proofs that the Macedonian are different people from the greeks of FOPOG(Former Ottoman Province of Greece)the bulgarians and serbians...And a few questions...If the Macedonians were greeks then how come they butchered the greek armies at the battle of Chaeronea,burnt Teba to ash,worshipped different God from the greeks?And if they were Bulgarians,why did they joined forces against the Bulgarians in XX century and fought against the Bulgarian occupator in 1945?And if they were Serbs then why did they killed the serbian king in Marseille in 1939?-Although these races try to steal the history they know they will lose the war against the Macedonians...

Greek:Are you from Skopia?
Macedonian:NO,IM FROM MACEDONIA..
Greek:So,you are greek?
Macedonian:Are u kidding me...GREEKS ARE GAYS...
Greek:Gamisou malaka!!!
Macedonian:(hits him a punch and the greek falls 4 meters away)
Bulgarian:O bratja Makedonci...Kakvo pravite vie v nasha i vasha Blgarija?
Macedonian:Nasha?(hits the bulgarian with punch and the bulgarian yells:AH SHTE TI EBA MAJKATA SRABSKA!!!)
Serb:O Makedonac,shta ima novo u BJRM(FYROM)
Macedonian:Pa toa shto go nema vo BJRS(FYROS)(Former Yugoslavian Republic of Serbia)...
Serb:Ah mamu ti jebem bugarskog...
Macedonian:(hits the serb with a punch and the serb cries)...
Turk:Hey,are you from Macedonia
Macedonian:Yes,I am...
Turk:Nice...You are like brother to me...

by Alexander III the Great November 2, 2008

Macceh

Owner of wordRapacious/word
Most elite Lord of #guildie

"Macceh The Great"

by James^ October 2, 2003