dan martin

1. the G.O.A.T.
2.Starred in "Paul Blart Mall Cop."
3. Does a great orangutan impression.

Mike- Is that Dan Martin over there.
Oliver- Yeah, is he stuck in the door.
Mike-Classic Dan.

by dfsxwqdebcuebwfjadshbcke March 15, 2017

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Hugo Martin

Hugo Martin is a chunky boy who is the creative director at ID software, with their most recent game: Doom Eternal.

Person 1: "Hey, who is that person that you're so fucking obsessed by?"
Person 2: "Hugo Martin"

by Wraith the discord mod August 30, 2020

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Tio martin is a sus looking person with a gay intent. other than looking hot he has really sexy lips. tio martin. is born in indonesia and he really loves asian girls. The godess of Music and the god of jazz

"tio who do you like"
Tio Martin: "I like girls with Y in their first name"

by WORDLESSWIZARD December 29, 2021

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Zavien Martin

A god among mortals. A true super soldier. Whoever has this name is extremely handsome. Probably better than u at everything.

Zavien Martin is sooooooooo good at everything.

by Zavien November 23, 2021

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Connor martin

a puppy that is 3 weeks old

see that bitch over there , he's Connor martin

by booger sugar June 29, 2021

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ricky martin

Immaculately gay.

He likes to live la vida loca
while he plays with his poker
watch him being so totally gay
with his mincing walk and his hip-sway
given the chance he'd like to be in drag
but he looks like a smartly dressed fag
so come on Ricky Martin, the boys say you're hot
shake yo booty and show 'em what you've got.....

by clairem May 27, 2007

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