marcian

Sexy, tall man that you notice when he enters a room, seems outgoing but is more of an introvert. Intelligent and professional when it matters most. Definitely has strong leadership qualities. Family is important to Marcian even if they don’t live close by. Crazy good music taste. Insanely good lover. Has a big dick AND knows how to use it! He’s not so competitive that it’s annoying. Likely to coach some kind of sports team, though athletic enough to play sports into adulthood. Overall Marcian is a well rounded man and the kind of friend you’d want to have.

I hope Marcian is coming to the party tonight!

by I’mEllen November 23, 2021

like merchant

noun

to like *everything* on twitter, instagram, facebook etc.

origin - football twitter

mate, jake liked all of my tweets, he's such a like merchant

by entbaek November 28, 2016

Batty Merchant

1. A homosexual male prostitute.
2. A shy male who claims he is not homosexual but does blatant homosexual acts.

Guy1:"Yo, that dude is such a batty merchant, he said he wasn't gay, then he offered me a blowjob for 5 bucks!"

by Handle27 February 1, 2017

Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares

Yous a Fool Merchant

by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018

Stephen Merchant

The Soup Deity of the Soup Cult.

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.

by EnderShadow10 July 19, 2020

asualapa merchant

An asualapa merchant is player in a team who contributes little or nothing to a team’s success but medal wise is really decorated because he was on team during their victories.

“Phil Foden is a really decorated player. Look at the trophies he has and he’s not even 21.”

“Oh please he has potential but he’s an asualapa merchant carried by his team.”

by Ballplayer May 11, 2021

W merchant

A West Ham supporter on Twitter who only can take a W

The W merchant has written: ”Ratio then”

by ToMassive June 5, 2021