majoobie 

An idiotic human being that likes to waste other people's time by telling them useless pieces of crap just because they don't have a life simply because all they do is play World of Warcraf (quite the sad life).

Can also be a human being who's english language is so limited that the only word in their lexicon is the word "YEAH!".

isaac: yeah!
jess: what?
isaac: yeahhh!
jess: huh..?
isaac: yeahhhhhh!
jess: ok youre so weird you majoobie

majoobie by a groovy human being March 26, 2007

Major Dickinson's Blend 

A special blend of coffee that you make for your boss. 1 part coffee, and millions of parts Major Dickinson, typically swimming around.

Cory: Man, the boss won't stop making fun of my Aqua Shirts, my mom says I look sweet.

Joe: Yea, my mom buys my clothes too. He's a real dick.

Cory: Next time I bring in Apple Dumplings, I'm gonna serve him his with a tall glass of Major Dickinson's Blend!

Major Dickinson's Blend by FMDB October 11, 2011

Major ocky 

1. adj. Describing a person, place, thing, or idea that is extremely weird, uncool, fake, or out of the norm.

2. adj. Describing an object that is obviously counterfeit or fake.

Origin
Ocky is slang, commonly used in Philly, that is usually used in a derogatory way to describe a person or or an item that is weird or fake. Adding major to the front of ocky emphasizes the extreme conditions of counterfeit-ness or weird-ness.

1. Sydney: “That guy over there asked me for toe pics. He’s major ocky.”

2. Sydney: “Did you see those fake J’s? Them shits are major ocky.”

Major ocky by scoopdunk July 22, 2019

Major Cappage 

When a dude is talkin so major cap 🧢 and

You just wanna eat their booty cheeks to get them to tell the truth instead of actin like sum bitches like fucken behead their asses and fuck the open throat hole

Fuck a bitch, I’m hearin sum major cappage

Major Cappage by Toland without the body January 5, 2020

G Major 

A video meme trend where the audio of a video is pitch corrected 6 times to make it sound scary, and usually has the colors inverted on the video part.

I put all of these videos in G Major.

G Major by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 7, 2021

major asshole 

anyone who uses nefarious means to interfere or prevent the contentment, peace of mind, and overall well-being of others

Major assholes are experts at maintaining open lines of communication with their targets’ allies and typically resort to using this association to disseminate slanderous crap and propagate outlandish rumors. Telecommunications technologies (e.g., text messaging, IM, email, etc.) are tools of the major asshole’s trade, and social networking sites and tavern bathrooms are typical venues.

Major assholes usually suffer from delusions of persecution, which cause them to believe that their victims have crossed them, or that victims are in some way responsible for the way their own pathetic lives have turned out.

Most major assholes have not finished college; do not have meaningful relationships; and have very short attention spans, making it very hard to do things like read books.

Man, Jason is going around telling everyone that I get fucked up on drugs, and then proceed to download inappropriate material from the Internet. He is a major asshole.

major asshole by Angry UD contributor April 23, 2010

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora 

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.

I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008