Mute Grab

A masturbatory technique. For a right-handed mute grab beat session, the right leg is raised, and the right arm reaches around the right leg to grasp onto the unit. The increased circulation to the package may result in a superior beat than standard techniques. This style is easiest to execute while laying down, although sitting or standing positions are also possible.

My new Penthouse came in the mail yesterday--I pulled a hammy when I went for a mute grab!

by Crotchy McGrady May 14, 2008

Mutt's nuts

Indicates an item of quality.

Synonym for dog's bollocks

Web services are the mutt's nuts

by Ben February 25, 2004

self-mutilation

self mutilation (or known as self-injury) is a concept on which many teens have picked up on. whether it be a form of releasing pain, or getting attention. it is scarring many teens in the process.
it is almost any form of the desruction in one's own tissue.

cutting, wrist banging, burning, head banging (against walls), pulling out hair, breaking bones, scratching, amputation or anything of that severity

by chelsea December 11, 2004

Muthafacko

The new, seemingly cool, pronunciation of "mother fucker". Stolen from the movie "Big Money Hustlas".

That's my money, muthafacko.

'Sup, muthafacko?

What are you muthafackos up to this fine afternoon?

by dcomposed December 13, 2003

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard February 28, 2005

mutz nutz

1)something very good
2)something cutting edge
3)yer maw

1)my PSP is the mutz nutz
2)Yer maw sucks the mutz nutz

by Michael Wales July 9, 2005

mutton lamb ratio

a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).

dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse

by gwbert November 16, 2014