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Minnesota North Star

When taking a dump and deciding to suck ones own cock.
Tom: Just took a massive shit whilst giving myself a Minnesota North Star
by Nodsy April 3, 2021
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Minnesota Timberwolves

The Minnesota Timberwolves are an NBA team based in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and are the worst NBA team of the 21st century, the Timberwolves became a team in 1989, and became a really good team in 2003 when they had Kevin Garnett, Sam Cassell, and Latrell Sprewell, ever since then, the team has been unlucky, while not being as unlucky as the Kings, who haven't made the playoffs since 2006. The Timberwolves are currently one of the worst teams in the NBA.
by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021
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Minnesota

A strange place where the natives give zero shits about the cold.

They also are quite nice, But there football team is dog shit (like most of em).
Quick note: Canada Lite.
Wanna visit Minnesota?

Bro no I would freeze to death.
by ComradeRadio December 21, 2021
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Minnesota Morning

When you drop a pickled egg into a beer exclaiming You 'Betcha! Uffda!
Chris gave me a Minnesota Morning today. Could barely choke it all down.
by Goose309 July 3, 2022
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Minnesota Challenge

The act of getting your dick sucked, to the point of orgasm, while flying a radio controlled helicopter.
After Dan H. bragged that his girlfriend would blow him while he was flying, a Minnesota challenge was made. The loser was to buy glow sticks for night flying. As of this writing, Dan H has yet to complete the challenge, nor has he bought glow sticks.
by NotDanH October 24, 2022
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Minnesota Banana

"Hey Janie, want to make love?"

"As long as you give me an Minnesota Banana"
by Mayolover March 2, 2023
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True northern Minnesota bear trap

A girl on all four gives oral to one guy as she gets it from behind with second guy as guys left arms are hand cuffed under her and the arm wrestle on her back with right arms
Twyla enjoyed Aaron and Seth putting her in the true northern Minnesota bear trap
by Sickmn May 29, 2023
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