micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.

I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.

by Anon_* January 08, 2021

Micro kill

A micro kill is when you murder someone and they are not well known enough to have made a difference. Often used to talk about killings of loners

Bro, if I kill her it doesn't matter, it's a micro kill she legiterally has no impact

by Angelica Loe May 18, 2018

micro torture

The act of slow torture but with small objects like needles, pens, and little 4 inch pocket knives

Whilst Jonathan was strapped to the chair Jesse preformed micro torture for hours on him until he told him what he wanted.

by psyclime4ed August 27, 2023

micro leading

Sitting side by side leaning together with equal intent, the lead initiates micro movements for the follow.

Kyle was micro leading me, listening to the music of the city...

by wydancer May 04, 2017

Micro

Person who tends to piss on people’s desk. Also someone who likes to hook up with highschool girls.

You pissed on someone’s desk? That’s so micro

by Microsbitch September 14, 2021

micro-ghosting

When someone is only reply to your texts only when they want to engage in a conversation or feel like they need your attention.

It's ghosting in short term.

Someone: That girl Celiné is totally micro-ghosting me.

by seeeeeb December 18, 2022

Micro sex

When a man with a micro penis has sex with a woman that is a midget

Bro I walked in on people having micro sex I was traumatized

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025