deluxe massage

The act of massaging someone's back, legs, sides, or any other area of the body within reach, while simultaneously stimulating their anus with your tongue -- the act being especially relaxing just after someone wakes up, and even more so at the end of tiring workday or any mentally or physically strenuous episode. The soothing relief of a deluxe massage on someone who suffers from chronic back pain cannot be overstated.

I swear Monday night feel like Sunday morning when my boyfriend gives me a deluxe massage when I get home.

by Emperor Megas March 1, 2014

teletubby massacre

When you are walking down a large hill and a group of teletubies start kicking you and then push you down the hill.

Did you hear about john in the Teletubby massacre?

by oliviaaaaa January 23, 2015

slav massage

Beating someone across the back with a crowbar, pipe or other hard object

Igor gone done messed up so I gave him a slav massage

by The Ukrainian Mob November 13, 2018

Roughrider Massage

Getting a back rub while taking a shit.

One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf”
Other friend: “I’ll give you a roughrider massage”

by Mr. Goonch6969 November 16, 2020

Make Masks Mandatory Again

The call by medical personnel to half-hearted pro-Trump politicians in a number of red states that have started to witness a rise in corona infection in spite of the fact that more people are continually being vaccinated—a “proof” that vaccination doesn’t prevent infection or reinfection, and that mask-wearing is a necessary irritation until the population achieves herd immunity.

Should “Make Masks Mandatory Again” be elevated or promoted to an official slogan to educate patriots and conspiracists that they’d still wear a mask in public squares, especially when it’s difficult to practice social distancing in a crowded space?

by MathPlus May 22, 2021

Big Mass

Fatass that eats too much and has a gravitational pull. Thinks the world revolves cause it actually does literally.

Weird fat guy: eats
Skinny T: dam bro u a big mass

by Carge_Lock November 8, 2023

junk posting (mass posting,chain posting)

Posts obviously cut & paste from others' status updates at the originators' request.

Now my FaceBook is flooded with all this junk posting (mass posting,chain posting) because Suzie has asked everyone to like and re-post her "loving friends" status update, "Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being a part of my life!" This is worse than a chain letter or junk e-mail.

by Teddy Damian October 24, 2011