bong logic

An outlandish idea, with possible influence of a bong.

"Man, don't drag the couch out into the street, that's bong logic!"

by bruno6 July 9, 2009

Bachelor logic

That special brand of logic that spawns from a young adult male when left to his own devices. Usually centered around various "fixits" and customs around the house.

"I've only got ground meat in the fridge. That's a little bare on its own. I've got bread though. Fried meat on bread. That's practically a hamburger right there"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"

by Daemus November 27, 2009

arma logic

One word; NONSENSE

Bandit 1 - Hey how did you get into my base?
Bandit 2 - Arma Logic

by Mr Rollback April 8, 2015

McClancy Logic

when there’s a clear cut answer right in front of you but you still act like a fucking idiot instead of solving the problem.

“You have a perfectly beautiful girl in front of you, but let’s wait another year.”

“Oh that kid’s using Mcclancy logic.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics

Just too complicated for any human to understand outside of Dave Thomas (founder of Wendys), Charlie Sheen (Warlock), and Stephen Hawking (He's fucking british, what need be said)

Jeff-"These fucking Frostys here at wendys are bomb!"

Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."

Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"

Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"

by StoneKassel April 25, 2011

Butter Chicken Logic

When a photo of Butter chicken is posted on instagram, people will be all over it commenting

Posts a pic of Butter Chicken
"Lunch in the field" - Pitiful human
"Butter Chicken Logic"- Banana

by The Black Truth November 15, 2016

Logic

Something that life doesn’t have, like Gacha Life, Where boys are as tall as the beanstalk in “Jack and the Beanstalk” and girls are the size of the 7 dwarfs in Snow White. So logic makes no sense

God: Make everyone short
Jesus: ok...
God: expect the boys

Thats logic for ya

by 2020 is Satan March 30, 2020