nut leopard

When the opportunity to bag someone arises, a nut leopard is all over it.

Be careful and wear a cup. The nut leopard could strike at any moment.

by dog in hat November 25, 2010

text-lepathy

n. the use of text messages to have a private discussion with another person while in a group. usually used to discuss or insult another member of the group in real time without their knowledge.

the subtlety of this act is easily thwarted by knowing glances and shared spontaneous laughter.

texter 1: dude, joe's b.o. is heinous today.
texter 2: i know, right? i thought i was the only one who noticed it
texter 1: good thing for text-lepathy

by ean weslynn June 23, 2011

Cloud leopard

When a older man dates a younger women. Equal to cougar with the cat metaphor thing.

Stacie: Did you see Janet 's new boyfriend
Sara: Yea I did he invited us back to the senior center last night
Stacie: Janet is dating a cloud leopard
Sara: I thought those didn't exist
Stacie: Obvious they do you dumb bitch

by KiraTheSaviour July 7, 2011

Keentone Lopah

A person, place, thing, or idea, that represents the very idea of fapping and humor combined; the only thing that can make masturbation a thing of humor and grossness.

Wild Keentone Lopah used cum!
Haaaa ew Ha ew... Pokemon is win but dude, really?

by BigBlackClock July 20, 2011

Scared Leopard

The scared Leopard hides in Bondi taunting the tough Novocastrian pilchard. When invited for a box, always hides in the tree..

Jesus your such a scared leopard, come down for a box

by pilchard September 7, 2013

Supple leopard

The type of person who likes to sip on fine wine and listen to Marvin gay on a "fabulous" evening

He's such a supple leopard

by YungWhipperSnapper August 29, 2016

Clarissa LePage

If you have seen Mabel from Gravity Falls you know what she's like

Clarissa LePage is odd

by Noodlestaste bingles October 2, 2016