lobster trap

The act of pulling one's penis out of a woman's vagina while simmultaneously releasing one's balls from her anal cavity. This in turn makes a suction sound that can quite humorous. The maneuver resembles a lobster (the woman) being caught in a trap (the man) and not being released until the man blows his load and his balls decrease in size allowing the removal from her anus.

"I just lobster trapped that fine specimen. Boyyahh!!"

by solely known as Tron June 27, 2006

lobster

To describe a chik that has a mad body, but a bad face.
It comes from when you eat a lobster, you eat the body and throw away the head!
Usually shortened to "lobs"

Synonyms: BUTTERHEAD or PRAWN

The word was used first in NY, but unlike a "prawn", a lobster has a really really ugly face.

Daniel: Man, that chik has a nice ass...
(the girl turns around)
Jeff: Fuck me! Wot a lobster! she s all urs!
Daniel: eew!!... for sure god forgot about her when he was distributing beauty!

by Michael Dig September 25, 2006

lobster

An encredibly sexy animal that is always up for something kinky ;}

Look, there's a lobster! God they make me horny!

by Mooshe September 30, 2005

lobster dick

A possible side effect of excessive Western Grips.

Due to my addiction to western grips, I now have to face the painful concequences of a lobster dick.

by el faggo May 22, 2009

Lobsturd

a mass of fecal matter which has been disguised as a lobster by means of inserting

discarded body parts of an actual lobster (antennae, legs, etc).

To enhance the illusion, lobsturds are typically positioned in areas that are frequented by
actual lobsters, such as in crevices, underneath rocks, etc. The ultimate goal of these efforts
is to trick a would-be lobster hunter into touching poo

After retrieving what he thought was a lobster from his net, Pablo realized that what he was holding was in fact a lobsturd.

"DOODIE!!!", he exclaimed.

by Boxer Bones September 21, 2009

lobster pasta

When you have sex with a woman on her period who then gives you oral sex

I was gonna go down on her, but it was that time of the month, so she gave me lobster pasta instead

by Philbus June 6, 2019

Buying the lobster

Choosing to buy a significantly more expensive item largely because it is better marketed and more ostentatious but which is actually of slightly inferior quality to the cheaper option. Often done on impulse.

Adam: "You know I kinda regret forking out $5000 for this fancy clockwork watch. I need to wind it all the time and my old quartz watch was noticeably more accurate."
Barry: "You spent $5000 on a watch! What were you thinking?"
Adam: "I dunno ... it looked great in the shop window and my credit card made it so easy. I guess I just bought the lobster."
Barry: "I know what you mean, I hate buying the lobster."

by PrudentShopper August 15, 2012