Lobsturd

a mass of fecal matter which has been disguised as a lobster by means of inserting

discarded body parts of an actual lobster (antennae, legs, etc).

To enhance the illusion, lobsturds are typically positioned in areas that are frequented by
actual lobsters, such as in crevices, underneath rocks, etc. The ultimate goal of these efforts
is to trick a would-be lobster hunter into touching poo

After retrieving what he thought was a lobster from his net, Pablo realized that what he was holding was in fact a lobsturd.

"DOODIE!!!", he exclaimed.

Lobsturd by Boxer Bones September 21, 2009

lobsturgeon

Latin name: "lobsturgeonus ridiculux"

A bizarre genealogical cross between the common lobster and the sturgeon. Experts have speculated that the cross-breeding occurred during the ice age, when various species found it difficult to identify their own. A similar example being the polar bear; a cross-breed between the brown bear and an iceberg that ocurred in the same period.
The eggs of lobsturgeon may be edible, like that of more common sturgae, but on occasion these eggs can hatch inside a human body and cause innumerable sores of the stomach lining due to the constant pressure from tiny pincers.

"The whiskers on that lobsturgeon look delectable"
"Pass the lobsturgeon, I've had too much mint."

lobsturgeon by Jamie Hindhaugh June 11, 2006

lobsterdog 

A strange animal that is rarely seen around Halloween. This animal always has a totally embarassed look about him/her.

I was in Petsmart the other day and saw a Lobsterdog

lobsterdog by petnut December 14, 2008

Lobsterdog 

A meal prepared on a split-top hot dog bun. Toasted with lobster and hot butter sauce, prepared in the US Midwestern states.

We went back to Becky's trailer to down a couple lobsterdogs.

Lobsterdog by subnetguru July 31, 2016

Lobsturger 

A standard hamburger in which the beef is replaced with Lobster, Crab, or similar-such Shellfish meat, predominantly available at Burger King.

"Bro the Burger King in my hometown serves the meanest Lobsturger - you gotta try it!"

Lobsturger by ManhattanMollywhopEnjoyer March 21, 2024