a mass of fecal matter which has been disguised as a lobster by means of inserting
discarded body parts of an actual lobster (antennae, legs, etc).
To enhance the illusion, lobsturds are typically positioned in areas that are frequented by
actual lobsters, such as in crevices, underneath rocks, etc. The ultimate goal of these efforts
is to trick a would-be lobster hunter into touching poo
discarded body parts of an actual lobster (antennae, legs, etc).
To enhance the illusion, lobsturds are typically positioned in areas that are frequented by
actual lobsters, such as in crevices, underneath rocks, etc. The ultimate goal of these efforts
is to trick a would-be lobster hunter into touching poo
After retrieving what he thought was a lobster from his net, Pablo realized that what he was holding was in fact a lobsturd.
"DOODIE!!!", he exclaimed.
"DOODIE!!!", he exclaimed.
by Boxer Bones September 21, 2009
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A bizarre genealogical cross between the common lobster and the sturgeon. Experts have speculated that the cross-breeding occurred during the ice age, when various species found it difficult to identify their own. A similar example being the polar bear; a cross-breed between the brown bear and an iceberg that ocurred in the same period.
The eggs of lobsturgeon may be edible, like that of more common sturgae, but on occasion these eggs can hatch inside a human body and cause innumerable sores of the stomach lining due to the constant pressure from tiny pincers.
A bizarre genealogical cross between the common lobster and the sturgeon. Experts have speculated that the cross-breeding occurred during the ice age, when various species found it difficult to identify their own. A similar example being the polar bear; a cross-breed between the brown bear and an iceberg that ocurred in the same period.
The eggs of lobsturgeon may be edible, like that of more common sturgae, but on occasion these eggs can hatch inside a human body and cause innumerable sores of the stomach lining due to the constant pressure from tiny pincers.
by Jamie Hindhaugh June 11, 2006
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A strange animal that is rarely seen around Halloween. This animal always has a totally embarassed look about him/her.
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