literally nut on my face

when someone is so fine u want them to just nut on ur face 😍😀

dreadheads are so fine i want them to literally nut on my face

by user826492017464783829274 November 05, 2023

Ant-Man <<> & I Literally Just Forgot

Ant-Man <<<Paul Stephen Rudd>> & I Literally Just Forgot <Perfect Memory>

Ant-Man <<<Paul Stephen Rudd>> & I Literally Just Forgot <Perfect Memory>

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

You’re literally giving

When one is giving literally.

Elian, you’re literally giving. It’s not cool brether.

by LinkVeryGeneric March 06, 2023

Literally Not Elon

You're messaging the wrong person. I am not an assburger. I'm a Demi-God.

Hym "I know that you know that I'm literally not Elon. Like, you spoke to Elon. See!? 👇 There's your evidence. Elon is not always right."

by Hym Iam March 01, 2025

literal sunshine

the sun summoner, light of everyone’s life, a literal ray of sunshine, sankta alina starkov ☀️

wow i love alina starkov, how did people not notice she was the sun summoner when she lights up everyone’s life with a smile?!? literal sunshine is what she is and it’s not hard to see

by alina starkov’s lover April 30, 2021

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

The Literal Definition Of Therapy

A duck thats 13 year old that hates France and is high on Colombian crack cocaine at 1 am - 6 am
Also can’t stop thinking about the spinning rat and uses a therapy by saying “Cry about it”
I’m not sure if I’m high or if this actually treated my depression

Hey dude this duck that’s The Literal Definition Of Therapy cured my crippling depression

(True story)

by Sussy_Ducky July 26, 2022