Literalist 

Someone who takes things too damn seriously

Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist

Literalist by Nabcore March 9, 2015

literalist 

Someone who literally takes everything literal.

Bob: " Ugh...This golf cart is so SLOW! It'll take us 50,000 years to get to the other side of the golf course.
Billy: "So why don't we just walk there? We'll be long dead if we continue to ride this thing."
Bob: "Stop being a literalist, Billy. You know it wouldn't literally take that long.

literalist by Urban poster April 1, 2016

Literalist 

Someone who takes things too damn seriously

Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist

Literalist by Nabcore March 9, 2015

Literalist 

A person who takes shit literally

Back when we didn't have phones and ate dirt n shit

We?! I aTe DiRt BuT nEvEr AtE sHiT *hyuk hyuk*

Wow didn't realize you were a literalist

Literalist by paigemasterp March 9, 2021

Facebook Literalist

Someone who takes jokes and humor in facebook status updates way too literally.

"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."

Facebook Literalist by DinNYC May 9, 2010

classical liberalism 

a political philosophy perpetuating free-market economics, minimalist government, strong private property rights, non-interventionism, government disinvolvement in social issues, separation of church and state, and open borders. the word "liberal" was originally associated with these beliefs, but liberals eventually started promoting large government, closed markets, redistribution of wealth, and high government involvement in social issues. today, liberal is associated with the latter qualities. the newer liberals are sometimes identified as neo-liberals. in modern day, a classical liberal tends to self-identify as a libertarian, and the term classical liberal is used much less than it was 100-200 years ago. some libertarian causes, like the Mises institute, still commonly use the term.

harry, who perpetuates classical liberalism, votes either republican or libertarian.

classical liberalism by toSTONEiGO August 2, 2012

The Cycle of Liberalism

The cycle of liberalism:

"It's not happening"

"Ok, it's happening"

"It's happening but it's not that bad"

"It's happening but it's a good thing"

The cycle of liberalism never fails.

The Cycle of Liberalism by FTJM May 3, 2023