Bob: " Ugh...This golf cart is so SLOW! It'll take us 50,000 years to get to the other side of the golf course.
Billy: "So why don't we just walk there? We'll be long dead if we continue to ride this thing."
Bob: "Stop being a literalist, Billy. You know it wouldn't literally take that long.
Billy: "So why don't we just walk there? We'll be long dead if we continue to ride this thing."
Bob: "Stop being a literalist, Billy. You know it wouldn't literally take that long.
by Urban poster December 22, 2015
Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist
by Nabcore March 10, 2015
Person 1: She's mine
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist
Person 2: So you see women as property? Damn well that's a tad sexist
Person 3: Wow, what a literalist
by Nabcore March 10, 2015
"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."
by DinNYC May 09, 2010
Back when we didn't have phones and ate dirt n shit
We?! I aTe DiRt BuT nEvEr AtE sHiT *hyuk hyuk*
Wow didn't realize you were a literalist
We?! I aTe DiRt BuT nEvEr AtE sHiT *hyuk hyuk*
Wow didn't realize you were a literalist
by paigemasterp March 09, 2021