One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008
Get the Liberalsmug. Idiots who say conservatives are members of the “KKK” when the whole civil rights movement was by republicans, because the current president was pressured to support the movement, those liberals don’t care about freedom! Abraham Lincoln was a big influence on MLK, and he was a republican.
by NopeYesNoYesYeah October 31, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug. The american version of communists, overly sensitive, hypocritical man-children that have the balls to think they can successfully run our country, while completely disreguarding all logic, research and reasoning in order to "Make the U.S.A a better place!"
"Man, the liberals took over the country, I bet you 5 dollars it takes 5 days for half the country to explode... no, wait, 3 days!"
by Le epic man who is cool I gues January 10, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug. by BoredChild23 April 7, 2020
Get the Liberalsmug. Leftist people who are well intentioned, but believe a utopia is possible with how crazy people are. Ignorant to war and would rather simp to black people and gays than prevent a missile from hitting the U.S.
Liberals in Starbucks:
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 12, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug. By definition, a liberal is, and always will be, a hypocrite. Liberals are the very basis of sin, and I hope that someday, we can all be free of their wining and crying.
(In a house, there is random crying and noise)
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.
by IRobot7474 April 8, 2007
Get the liberalmug. A political "philosophy" which dictates:
-that the individual subordinate himself to big government
-people should be judged and dealt with according to their race (i.e. affirmative action)
-people who cannot or will not provide for themselves are entitled to the wealth of those who DO produce and earn a living
-The Bible should be banned, along with any display of religiosity--except in an election year, or you're Rev. Al Sharpton
-9/11 never happened, terrorist are entitled to Constitutional rights, and that killing terrorists creates more terrorists
-It is immoral to keep the money you earn, but perfectly moral to receive the money others have earned
-Most important, liberalism dictates that one despise America and everything it has stood for since its beginning--which was made possible only through raping, pillaging, and spreading small pox on blankets.
-that the individual subordinate himself to big government
-people should be judged and dealt with according to their race (i.e. affirmative action)
-people who cannot or will not provide for themselves are entitled to the wealth of those who DO produce and earn a living
-The Bible should be banned, along with any display of religiosity--except in an election year, or you're Rev. Al Sharpton
-9/11 never happened, terrorist are entitled to Constitutional rights, and that killing terrorists creates more terrorists
-It is immoral to keep the money you earn, but perfectly moral to receive the money others have earned
-Most important, liberalism dictates that one despise America and everything it has stood for since its beginning--which was made possible only through raping, pillaging, and spreading small pox on blankets.
I hate America and everything it stands for; I'm rooting for the terrorists; I hate religious people; you should give me your money because I have less of it than you do; I have never actually read the United States Constitution; therefore I must be a liberal.
by Showers September 29, 2006
Get the liberalmug.