lindsey 

A girl who is very down to earth that everyone loves. she has a gorgeous body that both men and women admire. she likes to play the field more than get into a relationship with any one. she is an amazing kisser and is always having her share of juicy hookup stories. she is very seductive and can sexually tease some one without meaning to. she is very confortable with other females and speaks her mind. she has the funnest group of friends and you often become obsessive over her and making her happy. she has her negative days and often reconizes them. She can fit in with just about any group you put her in. She is more concerned of having a good time than what others think of her. She is tough to handle and can often become out of control. she is talked about on a regular basis and is difficult to get off the mind. she goes with the flow. she loves to joke around and is envyed by many.

guy1- "damnnn look at that body on lindsey"

Guy2- "shes got a nicee ass and big beautiful boobs"

guy1- "she is so chill any guy would be lucky to have her"

guy2- "she's loves hooking up go get some!"

lindsey by NameProfessions June 23, 2010

Lindsey 

One of the most attractive human beings to ever exist. You can chase this elusive creature for eternity, but deep in your heart you know you will never be good enough for her. And whoever she's dateing, she can do better, no matter who she's with. She can turn even the biggest manwhore into a one woman kind of guy, without even knowing it. She has dark hair,perfect teeth, and Green/Blue eyes that are amazing, even though she dosent like them. She is around 5'4" which is perfect for when you hug her, and her head rests right on your shoulder. She likes to read ,(which is rare). And cant help herself when it comes to Justin Beiber. You can't help getting excited, when she is happy. And when she gets sad you cant help but become angry/threatening at what ever is causing something so perfect, so much pain. In short: She is perfect for everyone, but to perfect for anyone.

Enchanted Guy #1:"Who is that angel in the corner, reading a nook?"

Enchanted Guy #2:"Thats Lindsey, but don't bother, she is to perfect for any mortal man."

Lindsey by TheBiggestManwhoreSheKnows January 19, 2011

Lindsanity 

The nickname for actress and former(?) alcoholic/drug addict Lindsay Lohan. Originally coined by Perez Hilton, it refers to Ms. Lohan's crazy substance induced actions.

I felt like I was partying with Lindsanity last night, what with all that cocaine and alcohol you were putting into your body!

Lindsanity by vinobuzz July 20, 2010

Lindsey Effect 

The phenomenon of seeing a friend or acquaintance by sheer chance extremely often and in extremely random places.

Also analogous to the gravitational "lensing effect," observed in astronomy.

Man: "OMG, I see Lindsey everywhere. She's in so many of my classes AND I run into her in the most random places in town. This can only be the result of a strange unseen force."

Woman: "That sounds like a case of lensing effect; when the force of gravity is so strong that it can bend light and causes stars (that should be hidden) to appear in multiple new places."

Man: "What did you say that was called... Lindsey Effect?"

Lindsey Effect by Malapropism? June 2, 2008

Lindsey Lohan 

A dumb girl who is too stupid to realize that her mother is hurting her career. She was a great child actor, but now is better off just falling off a cliff. A theif and a liar that no one thinks is worth saving anymore, because, honestly, she doesn't want help.

Lindsey Lohan: a little ex-celeb that can't make a good movie worth her life.

Lindsey Lohan by notlying2ya March 15, 2011

Lindsey Lohan 

a nasty little ho bag that goes out with men 5 times her age.

like bruce willis and that guy from "that 70's show"

Lindsey Lohan by xxjustafacexx February 26, 2006

Lindsey 

noun. a gorgeous girl that has it all figured out. Her smile is so infectious that whenever you're around her you can't help but be happy. Laughter is pleantiful wherever she goes. She is so kind that no one could ever hate her, and if they tried they would end up hating themselves. Drama is something that she hates and never starts. She happens to be a bit on the short side with her height, but that doesn't stop her from standing out. Her personality is so unique, at times it can be scary. This girl is living her life the way God wants her to with high morals and a servant's heart. She is the best friend anyone could ever ask for and that only some can attain. She is the most down-to-earth person you've met in a long time. You never tire from hanging out with her. She is your shoulder to cry on, helping hand when you need it, and sunlight when all around you is darkness.

Lindsey is my best friend since the beggining of middle school.

I wish Lindsey was here; I need someone to make me laugh.

Lindsey by musicluvr623 June 13, 2011