lanaism

the uncontrollable and unstable love and support for this new religion , and a woman of absolute power

“ Hey i’m a lanaism supporter ! “

by bryan.xj February 19, 2021

Lana Del Ray

The new Marlboro Man. Woman smokes a lot of ciggies

Friend: Is that the Marlboro Man?
Me: Nah, just Lana Del Ray
Friend: Oh of course!

by Jason DeRolex June 24, 2018

Lana Do

New Hair do, or hair cut.

"Hey Allen check out my new lana do"
hair dohair cutnew hair style

by Amorsito Corazon April 23, 2009

Lana Sex

Lana sex is the reverse of anal sex. This is where you pince a loaf in the womans vagina, then have sex with her.

Dick: Hello Fanny, do you fancy some lana sex?
Fanny: I sure do Dick!
Dick: (removes trousers and crimps one out).
Fanny: Ooh Dick that feels so good, it's like you are doing bad things to my bottom, without the pain!

by wootwootwoot February 11, 2007

Lana

Anal spelled backwords - A reference to male prison bonding (ya know what I mean) Used as a proper name.

Hey I heard Joe introduced Ted to Lana

by Neil Q. July 12, 2005

Lana Del Rey

The Christopher Columbus of alternative music. She receives credit for making an entire genre when Björk and Kate Bush did this first and even modern time Lorde paved the way for many popular alternative artists today. You would use this term to refer to cultural appropriating, incest supporting, and abuse glamorizing trump supporters, who have a large following gay white (men).

Synonyms include: Karen, Maga Del Rey, Republican woman

Friend: Did you hear about the woman wearing a headdress at the trump rally?
You: No way, really? That’s so Lana Del Rey.

by anal del reycist November 20, 2020

Lanai

Hawaiian for a private porch attached to a hotel room, perfect for having outdoor sex.

We stayed in a great resort and had tons of lanai sex

by Jfman August 30, 2018