frank's lasagna 

Translated directly to "love"

Use in context of something that you really love.

Hey, videogames are totally Frank's Lasagna!

frank's lasagna by Stalker25 June 24, 2019

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.

Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex

Spank the Lasagna by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

Lay like lasagna by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021

drop kicked lasagna 

“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?

- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined

drop kicked lasagna by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022

shitting a lasagna 

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.

Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.

shitting a lasagna by FritzFantom September 28, 2022

Beer and Ice Lasagna 

When you expertly pack a cooler with layers of ice and beer cans to go fishin'

Gonna go down to the river and bring the beer and ice lasagna!

Beer and Ice Lasagna by TayterTot107 April 2, 2023

Schrodinger’s Lasagna

Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.

“At a certain point everything you say is just Schrodinger’s Lasagna.”
“…What?”

Schrodinger’s Lasagna by okayxairen August 28, 2023