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Louisiana Hot Pocket

To shit into a womans ass for lubrication.
I hope that bitch is ready for a Louisiana Hot Pocket
by fallen424 January 6, 2008
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Louisiana dry rub

When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.
Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."
by themanwiththeplan91090 March 16, 2014
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Louisiana Ball-Gag

The act of suffocating a person who is snoring by putting your testicle in their mouth
Steven gave me a Louisiana ball-gag, but I was snoring really loud so I guess it's fair enough
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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louisiana swamp water

Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.
It was bad enough she gave me a Louisiana Crab cake, but she followed it up with some swamp water.
by bigwheat February 9, 2004
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Louisiana Chicken Wing

When a guy is hitting it from behind doggy style and pulls out and then puts it in the woman's anus without her knowledge. As she pulls away, grab her by both of her elbows and pull her back in a chicken wing position while clucking the whole time!
It's easy to Louisiana chicken wing her while buttholin' her down
by Wedgemaster69 June 23, 2021
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louisiana gas station

The act of urinating inside your partner during intercourse after the command "fill 'er up please!"
Danny that Louisiana Gas Station filled me up with warmth!
by saucysausage January 8, 2016
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Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016
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