by fallen424 January 6, 2008

When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.
Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."
by themanwiththeplan91090 March 16, 2014

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.
by bigwheat February 9, 2004

When a guy is hitting it from behind doggy style and pulls out and then puts it in the woman's anus without her knowledge. As she pulls away, grab her by both of her elbows and pull her back in a chicken wing position while clucking the whole time!
by Wedgemaster69 June 23, 2021

by saucysausage January 8, 2016

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016
