Long Story

It's what someone says when another person asks a question the other person doesn't want to explain; whether or not the explanation is long or not.

Morgan: Why do you only eat in even numbers?
Sparki: Long Story, dude.

by Sparki16755 October 1, 2008

long beach island

the best place in the world


heaven


Mini golf, babes, beaches, waves, scooners wharf, fantasy island, bay village, dairy queen, acme market, that little old shack on the causeway, beach haven, ron jon surf shop-enough said

hey do you wanna go to heaven aka six miles and sea aka long beach isalnd?

sure lets go

by ... December 27, 2004

Long Island Blowout

A very regional haircut found in the greater New York City area. This includes Staten Island, Queens, all parts of New Jersey and especially Long Island, they are not found in Manhattan except from bridge and tunnel crowds in on a Saturday night. They can be found in high concentrations at Rutgers and Suny Albany. The haircut starts with a product known as "hair glue" and the guido works the glue into his hair and meticulosly spikes small bunches of hair towards the back of his head. Sometimes known as "The Sonic" LIB's are usually accompanied by tattoos, tank top t-shirt, "wife beaters", all white sneakers, acid washed jeans, displayed religious chains and fake tans. The owners of the blowouts have no class, low IQ, no sense of fashion and no shame.

You see that kid over there with the Long Island Blowout.

by Pistallero September 21, 2006

Long Distance Relationship

People who can make things work no matter how far away they are or where they are. They truely love each other to make there love last

Catherine is in a long distance relationship with a boy named Devin who is two states away from her, yet she still loves him.

by Jackie Jessica D'Larace August 3, 2012

Long Time

Slang in Thailand for "all night" used by the slant slash hookers to notate length of sexual encounter.
(see Short Time)
(see slant slash)

In Bangkok the prices for Long Time vary from 500 Baht ($15 USD) to 2500 Baht depending on the quality of the girl or if it is getting really late and she wants to strike a deal.

by BigD101 December 28, 2007

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

mile long club

Having sex on a train makes you a part of this club.

I f****d my boyfriend between Grand Central and Stamford, so we're in the mile long club.

by olygirl August 8, 2005