loafmaxxing

Loafmaxxing is a term used to describe a cat sitting down in a way where its paws and tail are tucked under the body, forming a loaf-like shape.

Look at my cat, she's loafmaxxing right now

by kekotheklown December 27, 2022

Cooter Loaf

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form

"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"

by sam and junk March 28, 2009

two loafer

A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.

They say that storms gonna bring 8 feet of snow over the next six day.

Yup, a two loafer for sure!

by Eljaybean January 7, 2011

greasy loaf

A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).

Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.

by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013

One loaf shy of a sandwich

An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.

by Oldmanduster March 13, 2014

i loaf chu

I love you

I loaf chu

by Random Definitionz August 28, 2016

Waxing loafer

When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up

That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer

by MineEng November 5, 2017