grandfather loaf

An enormous turd.

"Dude, come look at the majestic Grandfather Loaf I just left in the toilet!"

by the Red Raptor April 16, 2014

goat loaf

steaming rancid goat turd

dude dropped a massive goat loaf barking and foaming at the ass
nearly puked

by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021

Cat Loaf

When a cats limbs go away

The Cat Loaf

by pokeyofthelost December 01, 2020

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.

Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!

by flowergrazer September 16, 2016

Gripper Loaf

The heel end of the foot or gripper in gen z slang

Get your gripper loafs off me and put your shoes on!

by NuggetTickler January 31, 2023

urchin loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack and then make your sexual partner gag on its entirety

Just gave Steph the sickest urchin loaf. You should have seen her after, she coughed up blood, it was awesome

by haquefer February 11, 2017

Urchin Loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it

Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.

by haquefer February 11, 2017