urchin loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack and then make your sexual partner gag on its entirety

Just gave Steph the sickest urchin loaf. You should have seen her after, she coughed up blood, it was awesome

by haquefer February 10, 2017

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Stink loaf

When someone is in a public bathroom loafing around taking a smelly crap quietly and won’t leave the stall.

I went to the bathroom at Dierberg’s and I could barely breathe in there because this lady was in there stink loafing.

by babychick&jackjack December 4, 2019

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Pitch A Loaf

for one's self to drop a poop in the toilet or anywhere else

I'm going to "pitch a loaf"

by Mike04050405H March 15, 2020

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An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020

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loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020

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