Pitch A Loaf

for one's self to drop a poop in the toilet or anywhere else

I'm going to "pitch a loaf"

by Mike04050405H March 15, 2020

Bread loaf

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.

Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!

by flowergrazer September 16, 2016

urchin loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack and then make your sexual partner gag on its entirety

Just gave Steph the sickest urchin loaf. You should have seen her after, she coughed up blood, it was awesome

by haquefer February 10, 2017

Park a loaf

To take a shit

Greg "where the Fuck is Jim" Dan "he's just went to park a loaf"

by Thehgk September 6, 2013

torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole

Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf

by Torpedo loaf February 1, 2016

Camp loaf

When you take a shit in your friends tent, leaving it to rot in the summer heat while the two of you go canoeing for the day.

So Mike and I took a paddle that morning and the fucker camp loafed my tent!

by Timay! March 19, 2021